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In February, I went to Baja for the whale migration. Here’s my scorecard on Baja:
Beach
B+
Amazing to look at, but the water was too cold and rough for swimming. The best thing about the beach was that the sand had some sort of crystals in it, so it literally sparkled and at times looked like a sheet of gold. Very nice touch, beach. Well-noted.
Lunar landscape (just as the guidebook promised)
A-
Sorry lunar landscape, but you get a minus for having way too many unfinished construction sites. The boat ride to the famous Arch was fantastic, though. I looked through the hole in the rock to see from the
Gringo factor
F
I went to Baja with a friend who doesn’t speak English and he literally had no one to talk to other than me and the wait staff. During the entire trip, I saw 4 Mexican tourists amid thousands of gringos. What that means is that you pay five bucks for a coffee and have the option to shop at the Harley Davidson store.
Airport
C-
Listen up, airport, the only saving grace to keep you from failing is that you had a bar waiting for us the second we stepped off the plane. But what’s with the time-share hawkers? My blood pressure jumped to the point of angioplasty within the first 15 minutes of my vacation. They’re dirty liars, these people. They came on like gangbusters in English, then when my friend started to speak to them in Spanish they literally fled. So, that means one of two things, both bad. Either (a.) they just assume that a Mexican wouldn’t have the money to buy one of their goofy timeshares, or (b.) they assume that a Mexican will see right through their bullshit and they’d rather prey on silly whitefolk. Sheesh. Now that I think of it, airport, I’m changing my mind. F
Whales
A+
If it weren’t for the whales, Baja would have been one giant sprawling resort filled with scorched chubby people. The whales get the extra plus because the babies are really curious and come right up to the boats.